“Welcome to My Tiny Home” by Brian Chaffee

Welcome to My Tiny Home

Welcome to my tiny home
I'll give you the tour

surprisingly spacious
at 8 square feet

a steal at $350k
(just $50k over budget)

centrally located
behind the taco bell

with scenic and varied views
of a dumpster's contents

from this refurbished
phone booth

an airy entryway opens
to the living room

look, the squatting nook
where I watch shows on my phone

and the bedroom's a sack
suspended from the ceiling

while my microwave doubles
as the bathroom

I'm a new homeowner
at 52 years young

dear St. Bezos & St. Cook
I am so blessed

Brian chaffee

Brian Chaffee is a writer from Cincinnati and has been writing since the age of eight. He has published poetry books and anthologies, such as The Lonesome Companies Trilogy (2017).

Headshot: Brian Chaffee

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