“Seating Arrangement” by Judith Terzi
Seating Arrangement
This is no story for hysterical laughter. No
Jewish joke of a story where a mother throws
herself onto the hood of a two-tone Chevy
Bel Air when her son leaves Baltimore. Her
sack lunch on the front seat: a couple of turkey
sandwiches, apples and sponge cake for the first
leg of his drive to L.A. No, this is not that kind
of story, rather one that has no shtick. The ten
people in this story are not sipping Riesling,
dipping honeydew chunks into chocolate mousse
in a green dish in the middle of a Lazy Susan
in the middle of the San Fernando Valley —
Tarzana, to be exact. The ten people are not
sitting by a pool, candles dripping icicles onto
a glass table while a possum (probably a rat)
rustles up hillside ivy. These ten people are also
at a table — a long restaurant table. No Jewish
mother (mine) in this story calls husband #3
a "transvestite" because of his dyed hair,
Renaissance-Faire flared pants, boots, unbuttoned
shirt. In this story it is not Thanksgiving. There is
no turkey "not roasted the way we like it," there is
no Mapuche goy. It is a college graduation lunch
that begins when a stepdaughter plops down next
to me, drops her head onto my shoulder. My arm
wrapping around her angularity. Her mother
faces us. Dread thuds across the table. Lemongrass
weaving its pungency between plates of ginger
chicken, ten bodies, one cap and gown, heaps
of steaming Pad Thai. I wear layers of armor
for this story. Layers of mental fatigue, even after
twenty years of walking gingerly. Roasted peanuts,
coriander, red chili caress the flesh of green papaya.
How does a soul not soften, yield, like potatoes
melting barriers inside the yellow curry? Chicken
and carrots unhinge, bond. Nine others eat
ginger chicken while bitterness envelops a woman
inside a restaurant along a redwood coast. Coast
of ponderosa pine. How can they say I'm stealing
a daughter's loyalty? What's to laugh in this
retelling? Our Jewish mothers have escaped
to paradise. And another twenty years have ended.
And still — not even a Friend request on Facebook.
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