"Laser Eye Surgery" by Sy Brand
Laser Eye Surgery
I got
The Surgery
to replace my tear
ducts with class
4 lasers,
now steal
my robots, break
my heart
again, I
dare you.
//
Now I'm banned
from sad movies
at the cinema,
I can't listen
to Mount Eerie
without a body count
anymore, please,
give me back my tears.
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